Bye, bye Toadie.

I once had a toad I named Trevor, 

I thought that I'd love him forever!

He was fat he, was brown and his face bore a frown

also, he had warts but, whatever. 

But in time he started to get lonely, 

and though the tank was quite homely,

it was mating season outside, and so he would cry

as he thought to himself now, if only.

So a decision was made on my part, 

that now it was time that we'd part. 

So he could live in the wild, like an uncivilized child

and make love to the most of his heart. 

So then I said, goodbye dear Trevor, you will always be missed,

here's one to the toad that I never did kissed.